Showing posts with label creatures. Show all posts
Showing posts with label creatures. Show all posts

Thursday, September 30, 2010

When you have crazy children, make the most of it!!!

Recognizing the first letter of your own name seems to be a requirement in school...at any age. I am sure there are parents out there who rigorously practice reading and writing with their little ones, no matter what age. I guess everyone wants their little trooper to be a doctor or lawyer one day...nothing wrong with that.

Weirdo!!!
It never really bothered me when Finley´s teacher told me last year that he does not recognize colors.

Let´s be honest. Who needs colors?
And I am not even getting into the topic of letters, let alone words.

Boo
The new teacher brought up the subject of colors again this year and I am thinking, "What is wrong with calling red ´blood´ , and yellow `bumblebee`. Hey, where is your imagination preschool teachers?




Now before I get another talking to about letters and words, which he does not seem to need in his life either, I came up with an alphabet that is more tailored to my "Halloween and all things scary" addicted son.

Watch out Tarantino here comes the king of gore:-)))))

Alien
Bat
Creature
Devil
Evil
Fangs
Ghost
Headless Horseman
Insects
Jack o Lantern
Killer
Lunatic
Mummy
Nightmare
Ogre
Pumpkin
Quicksand
Rat
Skeleton
Tomb
Underworld
Vampire
Werewolf
Xanthippe
Yaws

(Oh, and by the way, yams is apparently an infectious tropical disease. Y is a difficult one to find a scary word)